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thisismydivision:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

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I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

^Same.

(Source: min-tto)

magikmutant:

chaz-gelf:

askgamerandfriends:

The Stanley Parable, a game about choice and massive sarcasm.

Everyone needs to play The Stanley Parable at least once. It is a wonderful game and this photoset only conveys a small amount of the wonderfulness contained within.

This game is messed up let me tell you. Messed up, but good.

To be honest I don’t see what’s so good about it. Sure the sarcasm of the narrator can be funny but in the end it’s just a game that takes the illusion of choice and laughs at it and you fir thinking you had a choice in the first place. I don’t know maybe I’m to cynical to see what you guys do.

(Source: equestrianrepublican)

freakydeakysunshine:

medimeedes:

SO you guys are telling me

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In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

there’s a reason chuck e cheese serves beer

You know it’s bad when someone can make what people are calling one of the scariest games ever where the bad guys are animatronic animals like Chuck e cheese
And some people still don’t see the issue

jamesfactscalvin:

officialnatasharomanoff:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that

Or trying to stop a government conspiracy involving nazis and a super soldier….. without calling the avengers. My one complaint about that movie.

(Source: reservoir-of-blood)

I’m done

I think I legitimately hate my brother right now.
I’m am so done with him acting like he cares and giving input on my dedilemma only to put me to the side when I am obviously upset to read his stupid fucking fan fiction
I’m fucking done

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

RIP robin williams

Yeah, I heard about that, I know a lot of people who don’t like him as an actor and a lot of shows that just make fun of him but I always liked him. some of the coolest and most heartwarming/funniest movies i’ve seen have had him as an actor. Rip Robin Williams…. You will be missed.

nanaea:

LOOK. 

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK.

LOOK AT THE LIFT OF HER EYEBROWS AS SHE GLANCES BACK AT HIM. THE GRIN BEFORE SHE FOCUSES ON WHERE SHE’S RUNNING TO, TO FIND WHERE TO SET HER TRAP.

Nat is running for her life - only not really - and enjoying every second of it.  There is no fear there.

She knows this game.

She knows whom she is playing with.

And now that she knows he doesn’t remember that she already knows all his moves, she can play him.  Like Happy, like Stark, like Luchkov.  Just like all men.

Do you think she’s pretty, Bucky?  Come into her web, said the spider to the fly.

In the comics Black Widow and the Winter Soldier actually hook up quite a few times

(Source: lilkisara)

sillylittlegiggles:

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

NO THEY SHOW IT BECAUSE WITH OUT INTERNET ITS LIKE WE LIVING IN THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS!!!

Why not both?

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